Silly

I've Been Drinking Rum Tonight And I Feel Like A Pirate.

Is that the Tillerman?
He looks like he could use some grog.

http://horsesmouth.typepad.com/Sound/grog-x.mp3

All For Me Grog

And it's all for me grog me jolly, jolly grog
All for my beer and tobacco
Well, I spent all me tin with the ladies drinkin' gin
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

I'm sick in the head and I haven't been to bed
Since first I came ashore with me plunder
I've seen centipedes and snakes and me head is full of aches
And I have to take a path for way out yonder

And it's all for me grog me jolly, jolly grog
All for my beer and tobacco
Well, I spent all me tin with the ladies drinkin' gin
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

Where are me boots, me noggin', noggin' boots
They're all sold for beer and tobacco
See the soles they were thin and the uppers were lettin' in
And the heels were lookin' out for better weather

And it's all for me grog me jolly, jolly grog
All for my beer and tobacco
Well, I spent all me tin with the ladies drinkin' gin
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

Where is me shirt, me noggin', noggin' shirt
It's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see the sleeves were all worn out and the collar been torn about
And the tail was lookin' out for better weather

And it's all for me grog me jolly, jolly grog
All for my beer and tobacco
Well, I spent all me tin with the ladies drinkin' gin
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

Where is me wife, me noggin', noggin' wife
She's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see her front it was worn out and her tail I kicked about
And I'm sure she's lookin' out for better weather

And it's all for me grog me jolly, jolly grog
All for my beer and tobacco
Well, I spent all me tin with the ladies drinkin' gin
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

Where is me bed, me noggin', noggin' bed
It's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see I sold it to the girls until the springs were all in twirls
And the sheets they're lookin' out for better weather

And it's all for me grog me jolly, jolly grog
All for my beer and tobacco
Well, I spent all me tin with the ladies drinkin' gin
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander

If you ever spent time in the Navy you should be able
to relate to this song.

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Oh My God, Say It Ain't So Joe!

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Not another freakin' Laser! Yes boys and girls, evil does exist in the world.
It comes in the night and appears on the beach in the morning. Evil's name is Laser.
It is a cancer that can't be removed by Al Gore's carbon credits no matter how
many trees you plant. Bonnie, don't submit to the evil! Think beach cat or
sailing canoe... you're from Hawaii, how about a sailing outrigger? Philippe Kahn's
favorite boat is a Hawaiian Sailing Canoe.

Damn that Tillerman and his plans for world domination!!!!!

Baby this ain't Long Beach!

Evil provided by: The Tillerman | Live Sail Die | Rooster Sailing

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Oh My God, Say It Ain't So Joe!

, ,

Not another freakin' Laser! Yes boys and girls, evil does exist in the world.
It comes in the night and appears on the beach in the morning. Evil's name is Laser.
It is a cancer that can't be removed by Al Gore's carbon credits no matter how
many trees you plant. Bonnie, don't submit to the evil! Think beach cat or
sailing canoe... you're from Hawaii, how about a sailing outrigger? Philippe Kahn's
favorite boat is a Hawaiian Sailing Canoe.

Damn that Tillerman and his plans for world domination!!!!!

Baby this ain't Long Beach!

Evil provided by: The Tillerman | Live Sail Die | Rooster Sailing

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